no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese
(via thistimewithoutfail)
WHO NEEDS EXTREME SPORTS WHEN MAKING GROWNUP PHONE CALLS GIVES ME MORE ADRENALINE THAN I WILL EVER NEED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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teachers shouldnt be able to decide whether or not you go pee literally do u think u are god just because you teach 11th grade history nigga sit down or im gonna pee in your coffee
(via stopandretraceyoursteps)
being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot
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